5 Kasım 2012 Pazartesi

VOA's Family Relief Nursery is our next recipient

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The next donation for the Holiday Fare project is 15 books of tickets to VOA's Family Relief Nursery.

Here's how Katie from FRN describes the need:
The Family Relief Nursery is an intervention/prevention program for families with children six weeks to five years old. We work to strengthen fragile families at serious risk of abusing or neglecting their children or of permanently losing custody of their children. The Nursery offers a holistic, positive intervention with both children and parents. All services are provided at no charge to families. The FRN now serves up to 90 families per year.

One of the barriers our families face is transportation. We do have a small school bus that picks kids up and drops them off each day, but the bus can only accommodate so many children. Many times a family will remain on our waitlist until a bus and a classroom spot are both open. When possible, we do provide bus tickets to our families so they can utilize public transportation to bring their children to and from FRN. As well, bus tickets are especially helpful when we have Family Nights or Open Houses at FRN. For parents whose kids are picked up by the FRN bus (and do not have a car themselves) they often never get to see where their kids go each day. The Family Nights and Open Houses are a time when the parents can come by and see the site and meet their children’s teachers (we do home visiting as well with most of our families, so they are intimately involved with our interventionists otherwise). Bus tickets are also sometimes used to allow our families to go out to VOA’s resale store, so they can pick up clothing or other items for their children (we provide them with vouchers for the resale store).

In the past, we have been able to provide bus tickets to our families, as needed. Unfortunately this year, we with downturn in the economy, one of our funders had us cut our budget by 4.5% and another funder cut our budget by 12%. In order to maintain our level of services, and because the State requires us to have so much direct service personnel per child, one of the things we had to cut this year was direct client assistance funds, which includes items like bus tickets.

Sorry for the long quote, but I couldn't find anything to leave out. Again, the need is so great. I wish we could give more to this program and all the others that we've helped so far. The only way we can do that is if more of you donate. Here's how!

Please spread the word and post this link everywhere, including those things where you make a sign out of a piece of printer paper and then let people tear little pieces off the bottom. :) Facebook, Twitter, and blanketing everyone in the world with emails works, too! Thanks!

4 Kasım 2012 Pazar

Take the blue cupcake or the red cupcake?

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Quizmaster Ryan felt like Alice - tumbling down the rabbit hole - this past Thursday at the Grafton Ale House. Why, you may ask? Well, he had a distinct decision (ala Neo from The Matrix) to choose either the blue cupcake or the red cupcake...


Well, let's just say he took the whole batch of blue cupcakes!!!


We thought this was a fun one too...


Jokes aside, the lovely @SueDunf from team Suck It Trebek brought in cupcakes for all the Thursday night Ale House queeps to share, ahead of Quizmaster Ryan's ACL knee surgery, which was scheduled for the following morning.

Let's just say it was a get-well soon gift for the QM, who's knee is looking rather tasty itself two-days post surgery...


One word for ya: hairless.

Anyway, back to the quiz at hand!

In the end, twas regular queeps from Questions are easy, teams names are hard that ended up with the surprise win on the night, racking up 47 points...


We love to see different teams winning each week!

Best team name was another animal altogether, as Snow White sitting on Pinocchio's face: "Lie to me! Lie to me!" got a raving laugh and $10 tab for their efforts...


Let's just say the only non-male member of the team came up with their moniker for the night!

Good stuff indeed!

Quizmaster Ryan, despite his temporary disability, plans to be back at the Ale House on Thursday for quiz! Bring cupcakes people, and we'll see you then!

Until next time Grafton, drink while you think...

Thursday October 18th, 2012 scores:

  1. 47 Questions are easy, teams names are hard
  2. 46 Wickens may be the one-legged man next week but I'm always there three-legged man!
  3. 46 Random Answers: we may not have but we got scalene correct!
  4. 44 The "sexy sax man" reinvented the Saxophone
  5. 44 I get Hornung with a little help from my friends
  6. 44 Suck It Trebek
  7. 40 Snow White sitting on Pinocchio's face: "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
  8. 39 I want to punch whichever Jackass made me watch the Cardinals game all night
  9. 38 OMG I'm Quizzing....
  10. 34 After the Penus Enlargement procedure next week's quiz will be brought to you a three-legged Quizmaster
  11. 28 Life is cruel!
  12. 24 We have no idea

Article of the Week - Cuban Missile Crisis

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The Cuban missile crisis—known as the October crisis in Cuba and the Caribbean crisis (Russian: KарибÑ�кий кризиÑ�) in the USSR—was a 13-day confrontation between the Soviet Union and Cuba on one side and the United States on the other; the crisis occurred in October 1962, during the Cold War. In August 1962, after some unsuccessful operations by the US to overthrow the Cuban regime (Bay of Pigs, Operation Mongoose), the Cuban and Soviet governments secretly began to build bases in Cuba for a number of medium-range and intermediate-range ballistic nuclear missiles (MRBMs and IRBMs) with the ability to strike most of the continental United States.

On October 14, 1962, a United States Air Force U-2 plane on a photoreconnaissance mission captured photographic proof of Soviet missile bases under construction in Cuba. The ensuing crisis ranks with the Berlin Blockade, the Suez Crisis and the Yom Kippur War as one of the major confrontations of the Cold War, and it is generally regarded as the moment in which the Cold War came closest to turning into a nuclear conflict, or possibly World War III, with an American research center estimating that 100 million Americans and over 100 million Soviets would have perished.

Domestic Product... the gross kind!!

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Quizmaster Ryan W. was back at the Ale House for Thursday night quizzin' this week, despite being pretty fresh from ACL knee surgery and still a lil' dizzy from the fantastic pain-killing drugs! As he says, "the show must go on!"
And that it did.
After 30 questions and six rounds, twas the stalwarts from Suck it Trebek that wrapped up another victory with 45 points.
Second was a much closer contest, as three teams would duke it out in sudden death for the runners-up prize. The question asked team to guess the height of The Shard - Europe's tallest building and Random Answers suggestion of 1005 feet was closest to the actual answer of 1016 feet...


We know who the brains behind their operation is.... let's just say they're drinking soda.

In best team name news, there were a number of Harry Potter (or should that be Pooter) and James Bond references, but ultimately twas the relative newcomers from Eating Taco Bell gave me 13 days of Gross Domestic Product that took away the $10 award....


That's why we eat at Burger King.

Don't forget to sign up for Quizmaster Cup - just two weeks away now!!!

The show rolls on as usual this coming Thursday!!

Until next time Milwaukee, drink while you think...

Thursday October 25th, 2012 scores:

  1. 45 Suck it Trebek
  2. 44 Random Answers
  3. 44 This Just In... what's more extreme and hardcore than Tommy Bartlet's water show?... nothing!!
  4. 44 Hairy Pooter and the chamber of secretions was my favorite movie!
  5. 43 I'd like to Slytherin your Hufflepuff?!
  6. 43 I'll Rollie FInger your Octopussy if you kiss my ThunderBalkans
  7. 42 Kiss my Thunderball
  8. 41 I ate the nachos... time to take a Bauhaus
  9. 39 Our Lame Name
  10. 38 Zombie Cadavor Gone Bad
  11. 29 Eating Taco Bell gave me 13 days of Gross Domestic Product

Article of the Week - Nosferatu

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Nosferatu is a classic 1922 German Expressionist horror film, directed by F. W. Murnau, starring Max Schreck as the vampire Count Orlok. The film, shot in 1921 and released in 1922, was an unauthorized adaptation of Bram Stoker's Dracula, with names and other details changed because the studio could not obtain the rights to the novel (for instance, "vampire" became "Nosferatu" and "Count Dracula" became "Count Orlok").

The story of Nosferatu is similar to that of Dracula and retains the core characters—Jonathan and Mina Harker, the Count, etc.—but omits many of the secondary players, such as Arthur and Quincey, and changes all of the characters' names (although in some recent releases of this film, which is now in the public domain in the United States but not in most European countries, the written dialogue screens have been changed to use the Dracula versions of the names).

In contrast to Dracula, Orlok does not create other vampires, but kills his victims, causing the townfolk to blame the plague, which ravages the city. Also, Orlok must sleep by day, as sunlight would kill him, while the original Dracula is only weakened by sunlight. The ending is also substantially different from that of Dracula. The count is ultimately destroyed at sunrise when the "Mina" character sacrifices herself to him.

This quiz is just GHASTLY!! (QM Cup Nov. 11th!)

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It was a day late, but there was a special Halloween-inspired trivia showcase at the Ale House this Thursday night. Fifteen teams and over 70 queeps were in the house for a very challenging night of quizzin' indeed!

Only two teams were able to break the 40-point barrier in the end, with the Truffle Shufflers being one of two, racking up 43 points...


$20 better off in the end!

With the Halloween theme strong throughout with rounds such as Ghastly Geography and Spooktacular Sports, twas the fivesome from Geography is like getting fingered by Freddy Krueger that stole the best team name gong...


And finally, Quizmaster Ryan welcomed back the gang from I think Sandy got some sand in her vagina, that's why she was such a bitch of a storm, who had been on sabbatical for a few months. They now welcomed in a new member to their quiz team... little Sophia, who we hear really helped out in the ghastly geography round...


Congrats to them!! She's very cute! :)

More quizzin' next Thursday! Sign up for the cup!

Until next time Grafton, drink while you think...

Thursday November 1st, 2012 scores:

  1. 45 (Blood) Suck It Trebek
  2. 43 The Truffle Shufflers
  3. 39 Nobody's had an out-of-pants handjob in cargo shorts since Nam.
  4. 38 The Zombie Sluts
  5. 38 Did your crutches write this quiz
  6. 38 This Just in... I'm the Zodiac Killer... I'll see you at your car tonight
  7. 37 Summon us the winner of best team name
  8. 37 Safe from Zombies and Pscyho Killers with Ryan around
  9. 37 Madonna looks better as a Zombie Slut
  10. 37 WE got worms
  11. 36 I think Sandy got some sand in her vagina, that's why she was such a bitch of a storm
  12. 35 Geography is like getting fingered by Freddy Krueger
  13. 32 Port Smokey
  14. 31 Two's a party, three's a crowd
  15. 26 Another quiz like this and my mobster friends will 'f-up' your good knee!

13 Ekim 2012 Cumartesi

Thursday is the NEW Thursday! League starts next week!

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It was an absolute mad house at the Ale House (Grafton sector) on Thursday night, as over 75 queeps on a 15 teams got involved for the weekly trivia showdown, which proved to be uber-competitive in the end!...


Yep, that's proof that there wasn't a spare seat in the house (click on the image to enlarge!)

Ultimately, when all were quizzed and done, twas the regular powerhouse of Chesney Sucks Hemingway's Whiskey Dick that tallied 48 points, good enough for top spot and a $45 treasure chest....


Prior to the game they were advised to use the word "penis" or "vagina" in their team name by QM Ryan.

We guess "dick" would have to do.

Second spot was handled by Jack the Ripper says it's just a flesh wound, who tallied up 47, with no team able to break the 50 point barrier following a tricky wager bonus round on the night.

Best team name went to You must be from Ireland because my penis is Dublin who got a sizable laugh at the end, with newcomers from Fifty Shades of Gandalf the Grey and Couple of Happy Bunnies teaming up for a group snap at the end of the game...


We hope they return next Thursday!

And don't forget that next week will also be the start of another trivia league at the Ale House - we will accumulate team scores over 8 weeks, with the two highest placed teams getting further prizes at the end. No worries though, we'll still have the usual prizes every week as well!

Until next time Grafton, drink while you think...

Thursday October 11th, 2012  scores:

  1. 48 Chesney Sucks Hemingway's Whiskey Dick
  2. 47 Jack the Ripper says it's just a flesh wound
  3. 46 We're forever blowing Ale Bubbles
  4. 46 Suck it Trebek
  5. 44 It's Just a Flesh Wound
  6. 44 It's only a quiz wound
  7. 43 Random Answers
  8. 43 Fifty Shades of Gandalf the Grey
  9. 43 Girl, you wanna have fun? Here's my black helmet
  10. 43 Jump! (What white men wish they could do) by Van Halen
  11. 42 And your winner for best team name is... this team
  12. 41 Isn't Dolly Parton too old to be your sweet pea Ryan?
  13. 41 You must be from Ireland because my penis is Dublin
  14. 40 Couple of Happy Bunnies
  15. 32 Shag Queens